MAY
2001
Comrades!
While the
Turtle's track record of efficient missive distribution may have been
a little blemished over the past few months, the Editors are pleased
to remind our faithful subscribers that the People's Organ has never
once failed to celebrate -- promptly and with vim -- the First of May.
Once again, the Shell of the Turtle swells up with pride as we send
out our traditional May Day Greetings to the Workers of the World!
May Day 2001
brings much to celebrate. Popular forces of radicalism, together with
Venezuelan popular hero Hugo Chavez, flicked two fingers at the Summit
of the Americas participants in Quebec City. An international consortium
of drugs manufacturers have acknowledged the South African's right to
have cheap retroviral drugs. And a pleasing amount of new material has
just been deposited in the Memory Bank of the Turtle, with New Writing
from New Contributors.
We have two
dispatches from the barricades in Quebec City -- one
from Chelonian Laureate Martin O'Neill, and a debut
media corrective from Mary Leng. Also from North America, Kayte
Meola makes her first scratchmarks on the Turtle's Clay Tablet with
a report
from Ithaca, NY, where Michel Camdessus, erstwhile managing director
of the IMF, reared his unlovely head earlier this month. The Turtle
continues to conquer new territory on the cultural front, too. With
his doctorate out of the way, Ted Vallance has been slumped in front
of the telly applying himself to the questions that matter: this month
he addresses the important matter of whether
"The West Wing" is Left-Wing? And a comment on Italy's
Marxist football manager Renzo
Ulivieri has found its way into the Dictionary of the Turtle, thanks
to the work of our Soccer Stakhanovite Jonathan Wilson.
Perhaps the
most significant development at the Turtle this month, though, is the
development -- under the steely eye of Linnie Rawlinson -- of a brand
new section. It has been an unfortunate contradiction that while The
Voice of the Turtle often trumpets, we have so far carried no musical
reporting. All this has changed, and we will very shortly be pleased
to post the first of what we hope will be many reviews. For her guiding
inspiration, and dedication to sound aural and political praxis, the
Turtle is overjoyed to proclaim Linnie Rawlinson as our Stakhanovite
of the Month for May 2001! To flesh out our monthly accolades, our Salute
goes to the men and women of the Progressive Student Labor Movement
on the thirteenth day of their occupation of Harvard University's Massachusetts
Hall to demand a "living wage" for all University employees,
and our Comrade of the Month is
London's Mayor Ken Livingstone for his attempts to dissuade us all from
exercising our democratic rights today on the streets of the capital.
It has, in
short, been an exceptionally good month at the Turtle. Our subscription
list continues to grow, the ambit of the Turtle has expanded, and wholesale
domination of cyberspace can, surely, be only weeks away. To expedite
this, we end with our usual call. The Enthusiasm of the Editors is just
one of the many gifts that contributors receive. Self confidence, an
assured hit when you type your name into search engines, and the warm
glow that comes of contributing to the People's Organ, together with
a chance of receiving the coveted Stakhanovite of the Month award, can
all be yours when you send your opinions, reviews, and ill-tempered
ranting to be shouted from the rooftops by the Voice of the Turtle.
Hoping that
your Mayday celebrations are suitably insubordinate,
Avanti!