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Ulivieri, Renzo
Upper Body Strength

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Ulivieri, Renzo

The Turtle's football correspondent Jonathan Wilson writes:

When Arrigo Sacchi quit as coach of Parma because of stress, the club turned to the experienced and unusual Renzo Ulivieri. Where the popular image of the football manager is of a sheepskin clad buffoon with a swathe of gold jewellery and a big fat capitalist cigar, Ulivieri breaks the mould. He is a Leninist, with a bust of the great man in his living room to prove it.

Ulivieri has made a name for himself in Italy for managing underprivileged teams to the top, having achieved promotion with no fewer than four different clubs. Indeed, while many eyebrows were raised when Parma turned to a 62 year-old, the surprise should not be that he's been appointed, but that it's taken this long for a top club to take a punt on him.

And while Sacchi, may have resigned because of stress, Ulivieri is keen to underline just how fortunate those in his profession are. "True stress is working in a leather factory or down a mine", he says. "It's not right to talk about stress in this situation. Poor people, who haven't got work or have a low salary, they can be stressed, not those who earn millions a year".

The analogy may not be apt. Sacchi, after all, only moved into football coaching in 1976 after seven years slogging away in his father's shoe factory. And Ulivieri has never coached at the very top. Taking over at Parma is by some way Ulivieri's biggest test, and he is well aware that his new job is about something very different than dragging players to a higher level on a work ethic and a shoestring budget.

"This is a real chance for me. I've never managed such a strong squad, and I can't say whether I'll be up to it to be honest", he said. "I've never driven a Ferrari, so it will need some getting used to. I hope not to make the mistake of putting my foot down and ending up off the road".

Nevertheless, some things never change, and Ulivieri insisted that the first thing was to get the players working together. "As soon as I got here I spoke to the players and asked only one thing of them: that they should collaborate", he said.

Not that that was not his predecessor's way. Sacchi -- whose three league games in charge after replacing the baroque mediocrity of Alberto Malesani yielded five points and no defeats -- had famously once spoken of the need for his players to work together as if bound by a single rope.
Sacchi may have come to Parma from the opposite direction to Ulivieri, having seen the heights with AC Milan and the Italy national team, but their footballing philosophies are not too far apart. Sacchi, indeed, was so noted for his drillmaster approach that earned the nickname "Hammer" in his days at Milan.

Ulivieri admits that he saw Sacchi as something of a role model, even though he came to football some ten years later. "I am very sorry for Sacchi. It is very sad that his personal situation has lead to this and I hope he will be able to find peace of mind again soon. I haven't spoken to him yet, I didn't think it was a good time to call him. When he's feeling better I'd like to speak to him. I've known him a long time. When I was at Bologna I used to go and see him along with Carlo Ancelotti and Walter Novellino. He was our teacher."

Nor is Ulivieri planning any major changes after Sacchi's solid start. "I will tiptoe around for now", he said. "I'm a little clumsy but I'll try to make as little mess as possible. I will change very little with regard to what Sacchi has done. It will be the opposition and the fitness of the players that will dictate everything. I've seen Parma four or five times this year and I always thought well of them. It's a great squad and there's plenty that can still be done. But I shall make no promises to the fans, although I have always got on well in this part of the world. I had great years at Modena and Bologna. It's like a dream to be back here".

Ulivieri took Modena up to Serie B in 1990, but it was at Bologna that he really made his name. It wasn't quite an up-from-the-gutters fairy-tale -- more of the restoration to respectability of faded aristocracy, but it was all about hard work and the team working as unit.

When he arrived in Bologna, they were the sleeping giants of Italian football. They had won seven scudetti but were languishing in Serie C. After two years of Ulivieri, though, they were back in the top flight, and, in their first season, they finished seventh.

Ulivieri surprised many by quitting Bologna to move to Napoli in 1998, fired by the challenge of restoring them, too, to former glories. There, however, the fairy-tale didn't quite work out. He was sacked three matches from the end of the season after a 3-2 defeat away to Lucchese, although the side was still pushing for promotion from Serie B.

Cagliari, the team he managed last season, were relegated to the second division and, in a previous stint at the Sicilian club, he was involved in a betting scandal which resulted in a three-year ban. But after that controversy that he returned to Modesta and took the perennial strugglers into Serie B. That was enough to convince Parma that he was the man for the job, and  Ulivieri is delighted that they did.

"I'm very happy to have been called upon", he claimed. "I would have come here on foot. I signed the contract without even a glance at it. Maybe they'll re-think at the last minute, I said to myself".
His nervousness is perhaps understandable. Starting in Serie C, it's a lot easier to move up than starting in eighth in Serie A. As Ulivieri himself might put it, Parma have given the keys of a Ferrari to a man used to restoring clapped out old Fiats.

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Upper Body Strength

According to former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich,

"Upper body strength matters -- men, women. Because men are biologically stronger, and they don't get pregnant. And pregnancy is the period of male domination in traditional societies. On the other hand if what matters is the speed with which you can move the laptop, women are at least as fast and in some ways better. So you have a radical revolution based on technological change. And you've got to think that through. You talk about being in combat, what does combat mean? If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days, because they get infections. And they don't have upper body strength. I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand men are basically little piglets, and you drop them in a ditch and they just roll around in it and it doesn't matter. I mean these things are very real. On the other hand, if combat means being on an Aegis class cruiser managing the computer controls for twelve ships and their rockets, a female may be again dramatically better than a male who gets very, very frustrated sitting in a chair all the time, because males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes".

From: Transforming American Civilization, a college course taught by Newt Gingrich in 1993.

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