Viciousness in the South East

Just shading 3pm now, out of real ale, even out of lager... hell, we're into the whiskey now. A clear regional pattern seems to be emerging, in that the greater South East (including London) is swinging viciously to the Tories. Putney, Enfield, Peterborough, Newbury... all gained by the Tories on massive swings... are we heading towards an 80s-style South East, where there was an abundance of loud, vicious Tories? Will we have to cut the South East away from the rest of the country? This doesn't bode well for my home constituency of Braintree, in Essex, which hasn't declared yet, but if Labour's Alan Hurst manages to hold on I will eat my beer glass. After it's been ground down to filings. As in the eighties I'm going to be feeling like a stranger in my own county. Bollocks.